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The Nowever Then Time Travel [Return to The Lab Index Page] [Return to Asbury Index Page] [Return to Many Things Page] In our never-ending attempt to assist the general public in getting the hell out of where they are, we have performed many experiments in turning back the clock. Thus far none has worked. This unfortunate fact holds true for the Time Travel Beverage, which involved a blend of Chase & Sanborn coffee, Baker's Cocoa, Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and a generous heaping of Bosco (among some additions too secret to reveal). We fed the result to Edna, one of our art models, who is always up for anything, and achived peculiar results, as witness the moving image at bottom. (N.B.: The Calamari-cloning experiments are still underway.)
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