Walter Woonsocket


Water Woundsocket, chemical engineer at a well-known national laboratory, while testing a new dish- washing liquid, accidentally concocted a marvelous solution, one which he had the good fortune — later the misfortune — of smelling. Instantly a miniature fairy (fey or pixie) appeared before his eyes. Long story short, he became addicted to the fantastic chemical-visitation, routinely inhaling whole batches of the liquid. The image of “Harriet” (as he named the minuscule vision) became so fixed in his mind that felt compelled to dedicate nearly the whole of his time to conjuring her up, spending many hours and entire weekends in this exercise. The eventual ruination of his life (the breakup of his family, loss of job, etc.) is a tragic story of human dissipation best left untold.

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